Our signature breakthrough, tranquil cock transplantation, was developed and perfected by Dr. Horse Weiner and his son over the course of two decades, first at the University of Northern Kentucky and subsequently near the campus of Prairie View A&M University in southeast Texas. After the cock or traumatized dick has been removed, a superior cock is transplanted and molded onto the pelvic area via injection and horse DNA exchange. Aside from brief, horrific episodes in which the patient’s dick is directly wired to a horse’s dick, the procedure is painless and the process only takes 8-12 months in normal cases. The good news? Most insurance covers cock transplant so long as the patient can prove psychological damage as a result of a lifetime of derision due to having a tiny penis or in the case of a previously botched cock job.